“When you say you are an ‘authority figure’ on something; I immediately think to myself… prove it or lose it lipsmackers”
This doesn’t even require a lengthy explanation, because you know what? I’m not an authoritative figure but on one simple thing…
Sarcasm b*tches!! That’s right, heavy is the head that wears the crown. Or is it holds the crown? Eh whatever… I proudly hold the mantle in my family tree.
Obviously not the world. There are what? A zillion other people currently populating this round globe we call Earth. I wouldn’t be that full of myself to think I could out-talk EVERYONE else. Sarcasm competitions should totally be a thing… put it on a ballot; I’d vote for it.
Way more fun than just your average political elections. Peace out! 😉
Paradiso 